Hallo, Hullo, Hello?

Hello is rather too vulgar, no? Hallo, on the other hand, has a sprightly ring to it, and Hullo is so irregular as to be  quite charming. So Hallo, public. Hallo!

Enchanté.

My name is Felix Euphemia-Croix and I am at a critical juncture. Things, my virginal readers, hang in the balance, and this is a last-ditch attempt at Euphoria. (Not an all out, explosive Euphoria, but a tempered, restrained, splenetic one.)

I simply can't elaborate at this moment, but please take a plunge into the the 'electroclash' pleasure Miss Kitten proposes, below.